South Park: The Fractured But Whole - release date, gameplay, trailer, and everything we know

Posted on 01/09 20:22 in | 0

After reading up on The Fractured But Whole, you may find yourself unable to sit down from all the excitement. South Park: The Fractured But Whole is Ubisoft's follow-up to The Stick of Truth, where satirical RPG adventures take over the lives of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and everyone else in this sleepy Colorado town. And it looks like all the hardships you went through to acquire the Stick of Truth are meaningless in The Fractured But Whole, where medieval fantasy is out to make room for a bunch of youthful superheroes.

As the constantly ridiculed New Kid, you're forced to choose a side when Cartman's Coon and Friends supergroup is torn asunder into all-out Civil War (aping the Marvel movie that'll be a year old by the time this game is out, but oh well). Here's everything we know about this explosive follow-up from Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Bottom line: we can barely contain all this info on the newest South Park game.

TFBW's planned December 6, 2016 release date turned into a delay until early 2017, and now it's looking like hopes for a "Q1 2017" launch might be dashed as well. The official TFBW website states the game will be available Spring 2017, but we'll happily wait a few extra months if it means a cleaner final product. The delay might even given Stone and Parker time to work in some references to South Park's recent Season 20, which revolved around Internet trolling, a certain Douchebag president-elect, and insidious, nostalgia-inducing fruit known as Member Berries.

In the childhood version of what must've been a Disney executive meeting at one point or another, tempers rise as Coon and Friends try to hash out the logistics of the sequels, spinoffs, and reboots in their Cinematic Universe. The core of the superhero team - The Coon (Cartman), Mysterion (Kenny), Human Kite (Kyle), and Toolshed (Stan) - can't reach an accord on movie phases or Netflix series, so they split into two factions led by The Coon and Mysterion.

All the while, Professor Chaos (Butters' maniacal, Dr. Doom-esque alter ego) is up to more of his diabolical schemes, serving as the big bad villain in charge of legions of foil-clad underlings and weaponized hamster balls. It's up to the New Kid (that's you) to unite the heroes and rid South Park of evil, using your fighting prowess and supernatural sphincter to beat up anyone who gets in your way. In TFBW, you'll be able to customize your New Kid as a boy or a girl (which wasn't an option in The Stick of Truth), which could lead to slightly different dialogue depending on your gender. If you choose to play as a girl, you should probably expect Cartman to constantly profess how girls are super smart and super funny (get over it).

The Stick of Truth nailed the classic, poignantly crude comedy of South Park, but its turn-based combat could grow a bit stale as the game went on. TFBW mixes things up with added depth, eschewing the one-side-versus-the-other battles of traditional Final Fantasy for tactical, turn-based grid battles akin to RPGs like Fire Emblem. Your party members will have to move into position to line up attacks or take cover behind bits of the environment, and certain abilities can push or pull your enemies (or allies) around the arena to create chain reactions or set up moves in advance. Pushing your opposition around can also deal extra damage, like slamming a drunken Randy Marsh into the side of his car.

In terms of magical spells, your enchanted butthole can rip farts so potent, they can actually tear the fabric of time, letting you rearrange the turn order and gain a massive advantage (disregarding the inability to breathe through your nose). As with Stick of Truth, combat incorporates timed button presses for maximum effectiveness, a la Paper Mario. And, like any self-respecting RPG, you'll be collecting scads of loot and crafting some of your own.  

Whereas The Stick of Truth played off the conventional RPG holy trinity of Warrior, Mage, and Thief classes (plus, inexplicably, the Jew class), TFBW's superhero theme opens the potential class archetypes wide open. Thus far, we know about the Brutalist (melee bruiser), Blaster (ranged damage dealer), and Speedster (nimble striker), with talk of additional options including Elementalist, Gadgeteer, Mystic, Cyborg, Psychic, Assassin, Commander, Netherborn, and Karate Kid.

After customizing the New Kid's heroic look, you can tweak the specifics of your character sheet - and as the game progresses, you'll have the option to mix and match abilities from multiple classes to hybridize your fighting style. As for your harrowing origin story, well, six-year-old you had the misfortune of walking in on your parents having sex. On that day, everything changed (somehow), and you started on your path to upholding all that is good and just in South Park.

It wouldn't be an Ubisoft game without way too many versions available for purchase, and TFBW follows suit with Standard, Gold, Gold Steelbook, Collector Standard, and Collector Gold editions. Goodness. The Collector's Editions come with a Coon figure and bonus artwork, but they also clue us into the existence of a Season Pass. If you'll recall, The Stick of Truth also had a Season Pass for a somewhat paltry selection of DLC costumes, so hopefully TFBW will have more expansive content, like additional powers or superhero classes. As a nice bonus, Ubisoft is including a free copy of South Park: The Stick of Truth for PS4, Xbox One, or PC with every copy of TFBW (which you could theoretically start playing now if you pre-order). And speaking of pre-orders, placing one will grant access to "Towelie bonus content", which will assuredly involve the perpetually stoned terrycloth getting high. For better or for worse, it appears that none of the bundles will include the fart-smell-emitting Nosulus Rift peripheral that gave con-goers a nostril-defiling 4D experience when they demoed TFBW. 

In the endearing developer diary above, Matt Stone and Trey Parker reveal some pretty nifty facts about the collaboration with Ubisoft's development team. Among those anecdotes are the fact that this sequel's subtitle was original going to the The Butthole of Time (referencing the New Kid's distinguishing bodypart), but Parker had to fall back to anus-based wordplay when he learned that having "Butthole" in a game title wouldn't fly with major retailers. Parker also relates how he watched PewDiePie's playthrough of The Stick of Truth as guidance for what to rework in TFBW, using the famed YouTuber's Let's Play commentary as feedback.

New South Park: The Fractured but Whole Gamescom trailer shows off character customisation and toilet humour

South Park: Fractured But Whole gets farts that rip through time, plenty of laughs

South Park: The Stick Of Truth coming to PS4/Xbox One/PC free with Fractured But Whole 

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